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Life is full of disappointments, I`ll just add you to the list.
There are many different ways one can save energy, but my favorite by far is this recliner.
Momma left strict instructions to knock you out.
Tomorrow, history will be made. Months and months of advertisements and anticipation has led up to this historic day. America will see firsthand what is surely to be a historic event, and I am proud to say I will do my part and pick up my copy of Halo 4.
In actuality, Batman is just a more violent and dark version of Inspector Gadget.
"Being naked isn`t fun" - said no one ever.
North West? Im confused i thought Kim Kardashian gave birth to a child not a compass
Follow your dreams. Unless it’s a person. ..apparently they call THAT stalking.
"I wish people would start doing ice bucket challenges again" - said no one ever!
I can eat anything in the house unless it was specifically bought for my wife but the only way to know it`s for her is to eat it. Apparently
Don’t be upset that you’re single; be happy that someone isn’t ruining your life.
Call me old school, but cigarettes should not have USB ports
Happy Fathers Day from your handsomerist and smarterist son
Don`t cry because it`s over, smile because you were able to steal 12 of his hoodies.
My ex-girlfriend broke up with me because she says I was obsessed with football. I was shocked. I mean we were together for 3 1/2 seasons.