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I wonder what “don’t touch” is in Braille....
If you watch COPS backwards it`s just a bunch of people overcoming miraculous obstacles to win free drugs
I just attempted to wash a paper plate if you wonder how much money I have available.
Women can brutally and methodically destroy your life. But they let you see their tits along the way so it`s totally cool.
If you’re going to walk really slowly in front of me you should at least have the courtesy to have a slammin booty.
I’ll drink responsibly when there is a brand of vodka named Responsibly.
I noticed you`re not yourself today. I really like it.
I`m leaving my body to science because even scientists need a good laugh now and then.
The hardest question of the weekend.. can or bottle?
Abaaabbbbaaabbbaabbbaabb..... Long time no ` C ` ; P
I’m not a vegetarian but I eat animals who are.
Lately I`ve been convinced that some people were born solely for purpose of eventually pissing me off...
hilarious
I’ve spent way too much of my life wondering why food doesn’t rhyme with good.
If Wendy`s think their square burgers are so awesome, why don`t they use square buns?