Daily Silly Status

A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid. When i quized him on it, he reckoned he could stop aaaany time . . . .

Nothing makes you feel more like a kid than the right breakfast cereal. Lucky Charms for me please!

Just because you think it`s a bad idea doesn`t mean we won`t have a good time.

Take my advice, I don’t use it anyway.

You know you`re single when the only calls you get at night are Nature`s.

Babysitters are just teenagers who behave like adults so that adults can go out and behave like teenagers.

FACEBOOK STORY: Add as friend – Approve -> Write something on wall -Intro – Everyday chatting – Ask number phone – Messaging – Calling – Meeting – Express love – Make relationship status – Hangout – Misunderstanding – Fight – Break up – Unfriend – Block !THE END

life is too short to think twice and act wise....

These animal crackers are crap, this elephant tastes exactly like that giraffe did.

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

have you ever noticed `lol` looks like a drowning person?

Hey baby, wanna come to myspace and twitter my yahoo `till i google all over your facebook?

If you try to pronounce “lmao” you sound like a french cat.

I`m not giving the kids a time out. I`m giving myself one. The thought of sitting in a corner & being ignored sounds just heavenly.

The only good thing about being an alcoholic is that no one ever asks me to drive them anywhere.