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Turns out that my get rich painfully slow scheme isn`t working out either.
Today one of my colleague told...... Buddy let get into serious studies... exams are on our heads.... And then both of us continued to chat with other people on fb for hours
Quiet people have the loudest minds.
You guys know that there are things higher than kites, right?
I just want to read, have a snack, then take a nap. Basically, I just want to be in kindergarten again.
Bring a CD into my car that I "have to hear" and I`ll figure out a way to deploy the passenger side airbags
There is no harm in imitating a porn movie. But stopping in between because you are imitating the buffering part (!), is unacceptable.
Sometimes I go on Google Earth and just spin the sh!t out of the world & pretend I`m making everyone really dizzy.
Passed a vampire, a zombie, and a prostitute on the way to work tonight. Not sure which ones were in costume…
Never squat with your spurs on
Nothing stops a yawn faster than a dog trying to lick inside your mouth.
Why is it called a menstrual calendar and not a flow chart?
Sometimes my sarcasm is so intense that even I’m not sure if I’m kidding or not.
I just replaced the can of air freshener in the office bathroom with an air horn. And now we wait....
Does the employee manual say I CAN`T set up my camping tent inside my cubicle? No? Then please step outside & zip the door up behind you.