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That urge you get to write “No one gives a crap” on someone’s status.
I thought Row vs. Wade was Washington`s decision when he reached the Delaware.
According to my neighbor’s journal, I have boundary issues.
Music is best when it’s louder than I can think.
Nice try, blocked number but I don`t even answer the phone for people I know.
Imagine how fun Pringles would be if the cans were spring-loaded.
Burned almost a thousand calories with the elliptical machine today. Moved it into the basement, that thing is heavy!
Just realized all books are different combinations of the same 26 letters. This is BS!
Whenever i see a facebook page Celebrate; "We have reached 200K fans". I just ask myself, do they know how many of those 200K died or left facebook or can`t remember their password after they liked the page?
Where have you been all my life? Can you go back there?
"It gotten SOOO cold in D.C., politicians have their hands in their OWN pockets!"
A high school diploma takes you 12 years to get, 2 minutes to frame and a lifetime to forget where you put it.
If tomatoes are classed as a fruit, then doesnt that mean that ketchup is technically a smoothie? ... hmmm
I just want to be as thin as my patience.
I like to finish other people’s sentences because my version is better.