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We´re responsible for most of what happens to us, the rest is probably Voodoo.
Hooters should start a home delivery service and call it Knockers.
that awkward moment when you`re scuba diving and you see Adele rolling in the deep.
Balloons think they’re so cool. I tried to tell one he was leaking and he just said, “Pfft.”
When I think of a SELFIE, I`m not sure it`s the same thing you`re thinking of...
Am I the only one who thinks my body should have better things to do than make nipple hair?
Men are great listeners when you have big boobs ;)
Life is all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship`s kitchen.
Shoot for the moon, and even if you miss, you and your motivational crap is far away
I always like seeing those "Baby on Board" stickers because it`s nice to see agreeable babies out there.
Now that I think about it... Facebook became popular ever since I made an account.
It`s amazing what you can accomplish when you do stuff.
Basically anything you buy at the hardware store looks like you`re getting ready to take hostages.
The most impressive thing about marathon runners is how they don’t check their phone for 3 hours.
Why can`t we just change the spelling to fit the way it sounds: Bologna = Bolony Lasagna = lasania knife= nife tsunami = sunami politician = a$$hole