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Of course it`s you....there`s no f*cking way it`s me.
Don`t play stupid with me! I`m better at it.
Ever wonder if the McDonalds logo is the letter "m" or just an image of your butt cheeks it will cause?
Is there another word for synonym?
So many feelings today. Mostly hunger.
Procrastinating is just enjoying all the side quests in life whilst you delay the main quest story mission
A woman that doesn`t ask for nothing deserves everything
If I`ve learned anything from these ghost hunter shows, it`s that everyone speaks English after they die.
Today I caught myself thinking of you and smiling... but it was because you had a booger in your nose the last time I saw you.
I checked into a hotel this weekend. I told the girl I hoped the porn channel was disabled. She said "No, its just regular porn, you sicko"
Girls just wanna have funds.
My hobbies include but are not limited to getting drunk and commenting "LOL" on relationship statuses on Facebook.
How I sing it: "A, B, C, D, E, F, G,....H, I, J, K, A LEMON OH PEE!....Q, R, S....T, U, V....W, X....Y, and Z."
I bet the creator of the artificial heart is pretty pissed that we still use "sliced bread" as our basis for great inventions.
If women kept their feelings to themselves would they explode? Guess we`ll never know.