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"Love is all we need."-Said a wise man 40 years ago. He obviously has never had a computer
Just made a bunch of money by standing outside a party and charging $3 to enter ... I don`t even know who`s party it was!
It`s been few days since I heard from the voices in my head, I think it`s the calm before the storm. Some big sh!t is gonna go down!!
My fortune cookie read "End of roll. Replace"
The question isn’t who is going to let you; it’s who is going to stop you.
My life coach just benched me.
I had to go on two diets because one wasn`t giving me enough food.
On the 12th day of Christmas my FB gave to me- 12 dudes I`m blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics, 9 busted Barbies, 8 friends complaining, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 party invites, fiiiivvvvee drama queeeennss, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends a-pokin and a creep who wont stop Inboxing meee... ;)
How do Amish girls know if it`s a romantic candle lit dinner or just a regular one #DeepThoughts
Sorry I missed your call. I took too long to answer because I was dancing to the ringtone.
Iwent to Office Max to buy a drawing board, but they were sold out. I guess it`s back to the....oh rats...
Be careful when you`re watching a movie with your wife. You`re gonna get blamed for whatever the guy in the movie does.
Every photo taken inside my house has at least one laundry basket in the background.
I ate the whole box of Slim Fast bars. So excited about how skinny I`ll be when I wake up tomorrow.
You can not force anyone to love you ... The best you can do is stalk them and hope they give in :)