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How to make a Vodka Christmas cake. . (Made mine this morning!!!!) 1 cup sugar, 1 tsp. baking powder, 1 cup water, 1 tsp. salt , 1 cup brown sugar, Lemon juice, 4 large eggs, Nuts, 1......bottle Vodka, 2 cups dried fruit. Sample a cup of Vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Vodka again to be... sure it is of the highest quality then Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it is best to
Just got a new phone. Pretty pissed all my contacts were not lost.
A lot of talk from the peasants lately about my arrogance.
Give a kid a Pop Tart and they eat for a day. Teach a kid how to make a Pop Tart and you sleep in all summer
I bought one of the "Books for Dummies" for 50% off, but I needed help to figure out what the price was.
One of the major benefits of using a combined 2 in 1 shampoo/conditioner is having enough room leftover on the shower caddy for the beer.
If you ever hear me say that I missed you it`s only because I have bad aim.
Patience Is When Playing TETRIS And U Let Those Bricks Fall On Their Own Without Speeding Them Down
A psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog’s IQ. Here’s how it works: If you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you.
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Given how enormous the universe is, I assume there’s an alien out there who does a mocking impression of me. Screw you, alien.
I`m only gonna have one beer. At a time. Until all the beer is gone.
You haven’t truly won an argument until the other person says “whatever.”
The drunker I get, the more dance moves I know.
Don`t understand how you can forget about someone you loved so much. Like that time my mum drove off and left me in the supermarket car park