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Hey, somebody get ready to wake up the guy in Green Day.
It`s amazing how much people are willing to lower their eating standards when you insert the word "free" in front of the word "food".
I heard lots of bongo noises coming from my loft last night. It sounded very Drum Attic.
there are so many scams on the internet now...... Send me $19.95 an I`ll tell you how you can avoid them
So you think you can study with your facebook activated? That`s cute! ^.^
I’ve been reading a lot about how to live and eat healthier and then not doing anything with that information.
I legitimately thought I was having a pretty productive day until I realized my phone is set to west coast time and I`m in New York.
Walmart: Because where else in the world can you pay $50 to have your oil changed by someone with a GED, find a sized 46H bra, or run the risk of being filmed live on location with the men and women of law enforcement on your way out the door.
I just burned 1200 calories.I forgot the pizza in the oven.
When I was a kid... No wait. I still do that.
If you`re not afraid when someone is flipping through the photos on your phone then you`re probably boring.
I thought there was a spider on the rug, but it was just some yarn. It’s dead yarn now, though.
You`re the reason I wake up everyday. Just kidding I have a job.
Just got back from the car dealership and long story short, I`m now the proud owner of a giant circus tent.
When I see a girl with a lot of makeup, I want to use my finger and write WASH ME on her face…