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is in no shape to exercise
I`m getting sick of seeing all these lyric status`s, it reminds me of somebody that I used to know.
When I procrastinate, current me really expects a lot out of future me.
There is literally no way of knowing how many chameleons are in your house.
I take so many things with a grain of salt that I`m surprised I don`t have high blood pressure.
When everything else fails... you always have delusion.
My dentist said that bacon and soda works the same as toothpaste. Friends have said she meant baking soda....but I disagree. :)
I need a better plan of action when my phone rings than throwing it.
If there`s a bar where everybody knows your name, you`re probably an alcoholic.
if it has tits or tires sooner or later it will give you problems.
I know 3 facts about you: 1.You can’t say ‘M’ without your lips touching. 2.You’re trying it now looking like an idiot. 3. Now you’re smiling
Safety Tip: lock your doors and windows before bed. Btw, I love what you`ve done with the place.
I hate when I`m about to hug someone really sexy, and my face hits the mirror.
Today’s forecast.. mostly cloudy with a 99.9% chance of alcohol
Is it just me, or did anyone else wake up on the SEXY side of the bed this morning?