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French people give me the crepes.
I went to the store and saw that Duracell batteries were on sale just before Valentine`s Day. Someone is a marketing genius.
I saw that! - Karma
This day is only a margarita away from being a good one.
Why do the people with the most annoying voices always appear to have the worst case of verbal diarrheal??!!
Given the places I`ve had my tongue, no we cannot "just be friends".
Reasons why I never let my girlfriend touch my iPhone. 1) I don`t have iPhone. 2) I don`t have a girlfriend.
There`s something I need to get off my chest: Darned Cheetos crumbs.
You know its going to be a b!tch of a day when you put your bra on backwards and it fits better.
I`d like to test the theory that money can`t buy you happiness.
Well, Thanks to SAMSUNG, flat screens are no longer `Flat`.
You can either be right, or you can be the husband.
I repaired my blow up doll with superglue.....that was an awkward trip to the emergency room (<>..<>)
There`s nothing like the laughter of a baby....unless you`re home alone at 1 am...and you don`t have children...
I do what I want, when I want, where I want.. if my mom says its ok. :)