Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
So if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the “Jags” and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the “Bucs,” what does that make the Tennessee Titans?
The most amazing thing about the internet is how it allows you, with the click of a few buttons, to do absolutely nothing with your life.
Miley Cyrus could never live in the kind of cold we`re having here. Can you imagine all the poles her tounge would get stuck to?
Dear autocorrect, at no point in time have I meant to say "I`m affordable" instead of "I`m adorable".
There`s a lot of perks being a single parent, for one no witnesses.
Bars are Weird Its the only Business that kicks you out for buying TOO much of their Product
Sometimes it`s fun to make fun of yourself. Almost as fun as it is to make fun of others.
I`m high as a kite! Let me rephrase that: I`m stuck in a tree.
They should make Vodka ChapStick
I tried yoga and I think my downward dog looked more like winnie the pooh getting stuck in rabbit`s door.
I took a 5hr energy today. they`re right about being able to multitask because it made me puke and poop at the sametime..
I just found my Christmas Spirit.... It`s been in aisle 6 at this liquor store the whole time!
Remember when you were a kid and all you would use the computer for was paint and space pinball?
I think that some of the people I see in Wal Mart shouldn`t be allowed to leave Wal Mart.
Never trust a man in a wheelchair with dirty shoes.