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Gatorade always has athletes in their commercials sweating and working hard. They really should target their real consumer. A Fat guy on the couch nursing a hangover. Is it in you?
You never realize what you have till its gone... Toilet paper is a good example.
I`m the kind of crazy you weren`t warned about because no one knew this level existed.
Nothing says "party" like a red plastic cup.
Dating someone based only on looks is so shallow. Consider other things, like, do they have a lot of money.
This is bullshit. It`s like the cops don`t even know that the speed limit is different when you`re listening to AC/DC.
There`s no `i` in "Shut the f*ck up!"
Exercise makes you look and feel better naked ... But, so does Tequila
I never mix business with pleasure, ......unless i call an escort.
"Truth or dare" should be renamed to "Interrogation or Humiliation"
Don`t let anyone tell you what you can`t accomplish. That`s what self-doubt is for.
Ever since I installed AdBlock, all the single ladies in my area seemed to have lost interest.
Babies are really cute until you meet one that`s not a picture.
Life should be more like Hockey. If somebody pisses you off, you beat the sh!t out of them, then sit in a penalty box for 5 minutes
Got kicked out of the casino again. Apparently, gold chocolate coins mess up their slot machines or something.