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I learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice.
Beauty comes in all shapes & sizes. Small, large, circle, square, thin crust, thick crust, stuffed crust, extra toppings.
Every time I use a public bathroom, I always wonder why so many people have Sharpies on them at all times.
Can anyone recommend a good movie to kinda listen to while I stare at my phone?
only 9530 days until retirement.
I`m already going to hell ... now I`m just trying to get a good spot.
I`m not judging you, I`m just trying to guess what medications you`re on.
Relationship Status: eating
Boobs are like friends. Some are big. Some are small. Some are real. Some are fake. And some are just so fantastic you want everyone to meet them.
If a woman tells you that you’re right, that’s called sarcasm.
If you`re feeling too good about yourself, go ask a 5 yr old to guess your age. That should even things out.
Well, I’m bored again. Time to open the fridge
Your parents taught you to wash your hands after you pee. My parents taught me not to pee on my hands in the first place.
I wonder who Jason Waterfalls is and why did TLC not want him to go...
I bought 2 fish and named one, “one” and the other “two”, so when “one” dies I will still have “two”.