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Transformation Tuesday! Throwback Thursday! Flashback Friday! Never underestimate a woman`s ability to find a reason to post a selfie.
So vegetarians eat vegetables... I think I`m going to play it safe and avoid humanitarians.
There are so many scams on the Internet now these days, but for $19.95 I can show you how to avoid them.
I’m pretty busy today, so if you could just go ahead and offend yourself for me that would be great. Thanks!
Kleptomaniacs always take things literally.
Life would be more simple if the person who named the orange an orange would have named more things. ;) Just Sayin`
I was told today to look at my life from a different perspective. I`m lying on the floor now and the shit still looks f*cked up.
My new credit card has this awesome theft protection where it just says "declined" whenever you use it.
Life is all about tough decisions such as… Getting enough sleep or staying on the internet.
Where is the button to restart summer?
A synonym is a word you use when you can´t spell the word you first thought of.
My GF`s anti aging cream went bad ... How does anti aging cream have an expiration date?!
My problem has always been a Constipated Brain and my mouth has the Runs.......
I just don`t think a partridge in a pear tree would make a great gift
Being an adult is mostly pretending to like wine and saying "the economy" a lot.