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My neck, My back, My Netflix and my snacks...
If anyone tells you that you drink to much on the weekends. Stop talking to them...you don`t need that kind of negativity in your life
When I die and I`m standing at the gates, I hope they give me the carpenter`s cup challenge from Indiana Jones. I`m totally ready for that one.
I´m (insert your name) BITCHES!!!! Deal with that.
The part of “no” that I don’t understand is the part where I don’t get what I want.
I`m an optimist. I didn`t lose a sock in the dryer. I found an extra one!
I know they didn`t ask for it, but I sent a stool sample in with my tax returns.
likes beer. On occasion, I will even drink beer to celebrate major events such as the my birthday or the fact that that it`s Monday.
It scares me when the lights go out and it`s complete darkness. The first thing I think is ... OMG I just went blind!
Can you find the the mistake? 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10. Click Funny if you did..
I`m not funny, I`m just really mean and people think I`m joking.
It won`t be the alcohol or cigarettes that kill me. It will be my inability to know when I should or shouldn`t laugh at something.
Heck, I can tell which people are really judgmental just by looking at them.
I just want to be famous enough to have a Wikipedia page full of misinformation about me.
Whoever said paper beats rock is an idiot. Next time that happens, I`m gonna throw a rock at them while they hold up a sheet of paper.