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People assume when I yawn that I’ve lost interest in what they have to say but truth be told, I was never interested.
Someone told me I`m immature and need to grow up. Guess who`s not allowed in my treehouse now.
Some of you take selfies from so close up, I`m beginning to wonder if you`re a T-Rex.
It doesn`t matter if the shoe fits or not, I`m still shoving it up your a$$.
Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.
Crazy people are never aware of their own insanity. I’m so glad I’m not a crazy person.
1. OMG will this ever end? 2. OMG will this ever end? 3. OMG will this ever end? - top 3 things on my mind when I`m in a conversation
I once bought shoes in China that said "made around the corner"
I am as lazy as the guy who designed the Japanses Flag
The five stages of Sunday: depression, anger, bargaining, acceptance, Netflix
one day a man seen a fairy, and asked.... could you make me irresistible to all women.... so she turned him into a credit card. :`D
Being a little bit crazy is like being a little bit pregnant - you can only hide it for so long.
Just witnessed kids playing tag. What is this world coming to? Do their parents know they are outside, interacting, and getting exercise?
Sorry I mixed 50,000 instant pudding packets into your above ground pool
You find it offensive?... I find it funny.... That`s why I`m happier than you