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I`m boycotting Kix cereal because of all that kid testing.
Sometimes, you can just tell it`s gonna be a "does not play well with others" kind of day.
feels like getting some work done ... so I am sitting down until the feeling passes.
people live & people die, but in the the end we still get high.. so if in life you dont succeed, F*CK it All & smoke some WEED ?
My secret ingredient is letting somebody else cook.
Can we all just agree to start spelling it "Wensday"?
Why do they call it "hiring a hitman" and not "ordering takeout"
A shark will only attack you if you’re wet.
Do you have to water a Pointsettia or do they die on their own?
I`m so hungry I could eat without looking down at my phone.
facebook is the only book we read everyday.
The roof of the McDonalds in my town has 38 Pickle slices on it from times I ordered sh!t without pickles in it.
Every time I see an obese cop, a small part of me hopes he has to chase me.
if sexyness, kindness, sweetness was a crime, You would be the world`s most wanted
Coffee shops should have a separate line for people who are late for work.