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I feel like I could give a great NBA locker room speech. "Guys, we`re all millionaires, none of this matters."
The toughest part of a job interview is finding the exact right moment to go in for the kiss.
Finger Prints on Super Bowl Trophy to be used in dozens of criminal investigations
Got a little too much sun today. I knew I should have closed the blinds.
Sitting on my hand until it gets numb so it feels like someone else is folding my laundry.
I thought about cleaning my room this weekend but didn`t do it. Then I remembered its the thought that counts so I feel better now
1: Say "Unh! 2: Mumble three spanish words. 3: list four cities. You just made a Pitbull song.
Imagine how creepy the first guy to dress up as a clown must have been, where in hell did he get that idea?
Online personality tests are pretty self-explanatory… If you’re taking the test, chances are you don`t have one.
Drinking: because why not intensify the feelings you’re trying to escape?
I hate it when people radiotype us blondes as dumb.
I told you a million times do not exaggerate!
I bet if we all threw our problems into a big pile, we’d see everyone else’s and scramble to get ours back.
Birth control pills should really be made for men. It makes more sense to unload a gun than to shoot a bulletproof vest.
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey but i turned myself around and THAT`S what it`s all about