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Screw it, I’m starting Friday now.
Chicken salad with egg in it is my fave way to eat two generations.
7 billion people on the planet and I can only tolerate maybe 10.
Growing up and becoming an adult was the worst decision I’ve ever made.
I just don`t want to look back and think "I could`ve eaten that"
exercise........you mean extra fries
thumbs up if you pee on the side of the toilet to make it quiet.
Would I be in a porno for a million dollars? It depends. What kind of porn? Will my mom see it? Do I have to pay the million all at once?
I`d like to thank the bars for being there for me.
I`ll be glad when it`s warm enough to pee outside!
One time I threw a boomerang and lost it.. So now I have to live in constant fear.. O_o
Facebook is not all about likes and shares. . . Like and share if you agree.
"Iyam A. Wii Todd" <-- Bet you can say that name out loud, in a crowded place, and really fast!
Being in hot water isn`t so bad if you throw in some bubbles and a glass of champagne.
Sex, drugs and candy crush all have one thing in common. It`s only an addiction if you start paying for it.