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I just burned 1200 calories ... I forgot the pizza in the oven again.
Do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut up even when they aren`t talking?
Well, one week smoke free, only 4 dead, 27 injured… not bad…
The most amazing thing about the internet is how it allows you, with the click of a few buttons, to do absolutely nothing with your life.
I have this talent of getting tired without doing nothing.
May the bridges I burn light the path in front of me...
I am now convinced that the homeless people have all of the shopping carts that do not have the wobbly wheels.
Not one back to school special on beer. What kind of world do we live in.
Well I made it through the day without beating anyone with a chair. I`d say my people skills are improving.
I bet all the cool math nerds call each other algebros.
Top three reasons he doesn`t text you back: 1. He`s just not that into you 2. He`s imaginary 3. He`s a cat
First, Ray Rice. Now, Adrian Peterson. The prison football league is going to be off the chain this year.
Admit it, you`ve answered Dora at least once in your life.
I`m so fresh they call me "ferbreeze"
I’m going to be very busy in the afterlife. the list of people I’m going to haunt grows everyday.