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*wants to travel the world but has like 3 dollars*
in 2014 there were times when I annoyed you, disturbed you, irritated you and bugged the hell out of you. Today i wanna let you know that i planned to continue with it this year :-)
Down on yourself for being lazy? Keep in mind the Greeks believed their GODS lived atop a very hikeable mountain and no one went to check.
I don’t understand why I cant lose weight. I thought dieting was a piece of cake.
All`s not lost my Friends. It won`t be long til people realize Selfie Sticks also make wonderful lightning rods......
You never know how dirty a song`s lyrics are until you hear a child sing them.
I would like to thank you people for letting me know its Friday every week. Its thoughts like this that keep me on Facebook.
There`s a word for people like you and that word is "leave."
I don`t know why they call it Everclear. I drink that stuff and everything is a blur.
This lady in Walgreens is staring at me like she’s never seen anyone put on deodorant and then put it back on the shelf.
Between the coffee and the cocaine, it looks like the mission of Colombia is to wake up the world.
Folks, there`s no need to say GOODNIGHT on Facebook. NO ONE will be thinking " hey where did they go".
Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce? Well, I`m guessing it`s because the other fifty percent can`t afford lawyers.
Cooking tip of the day: Rub your eyes BEFORE you dice the jalapenos...
The sad part about seeing any shopper at Walmart with a blue tooth, is that normally it is that shopper`s only tooth.