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Does ke$ha go by k€sha in Europe?
Woah.. the room is spinning.. I knew the world revolved around me.. ;)
One good thing about having kids is that they are sick every time I get invited to something I don`t want to do.
Alcohol goes in, truth comes out.
You know it’s going to be a bad day when your horoscope starts with… “Are you sitting down?”
I’m not getting old. I’m becoming a classic.
If those Febreeze commercials with rooms filled with stinking, rotting garbage convince you to buy their product. Here`s a heads up for you........ You need to clean your freaking house!!!
Yeah I`m married, but get one thing straight,,, I do WHAT I want, WHEN I wanhjkjhgfd,, THIS IS SCOTT`S WIFE, HE HAS TO GO NOW, HE SAYS GOODNIGHT.
The police are taking me downtown for an interview and I didn`t even apply for the job.
When asked how I take my coffee, I reply with, "Seriously. Very seriously."
Today feels like a stay in bed, pull the blankets over your head, and pretend you`re on an adventure in a kangaroo`s pouch type of day
take it easy and if it is easy take it home
If you can`t handle me at my worst I completely understand, because I can`t either.
We think therefore we must be, but are we?
all joking aside, think how many babies might be created tonight on valentines day