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I don’t have a problem with caffeine.I have a problem without caffeine.
Have some fun with your life...call in sick to places you dont even work at.
I wanna be skinny but I also want to have pizza for breakfast lunch and dinner, you feel me?
You`re never too old to learn something stupid.
I advise you...don`t mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.
If Harry Potter is so magical then why can’t he fix his eye sight?
I don`t believe in karma, but I do believe in punching people in the face.
Okay, I can`t take it anymore. What in the hell holds the blocks up in Mario Brothers?
If you don`t leave a buffet looking like someone told you bad news you didn`t get your money`s worth.
Holy sh*t! Did you guys know Facebook has a "sign out" button?
On demand sucks. Hoarders made me fill up the dumpster and clean the house. Now I want to collect coupons and go to the pawn shop....
Whenever somebody said they did something "Like a Boss" I assume that they did nothing but took all the credit for it.
I wonder who Jason Waterfalls is and why did TLC not want him to go...
Long story short, I love summaries
Unless you are selling Thin Mints, don’t ever knock on my door.