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The Wizard of Oz is really just a cautionary tale about the lengths a woman will go to for the right shoes.
Sometimes you have to burn a few bridges, to stop the weirdos from following you.
Wow.. I didn`t know spandex could hold that much.
Wish my husband got a check from the NFL for all the refereeing he does from his recliner...
I hate it when I put a status and you don`t like it,example this one.
Are you guys sure common sense can`t be beaten into people ? Because I`d like to give it try!
Can we all just agree to start spelling it "Wensday"?
"Is that for here or to go?" —Real estate agent selling a mobile home
Every day can be Friday if you`re really irresponsible.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sandwiches are tasty, rhyming is hard
I will be responsible for my actions when my actions become more responsible.
I noticed you’re not yourself today. I really like it.
Most of the lies I tell aren`t even true!
I didn`t know until this week that so many people I know are politicians...
It`s spooky how many kids look like their owners.