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I`m starting to think all that stuff about Y2K is not going to happen !
Now that football season is here, if anyone`s favorite team loses, they can just blame it on Trump.
Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you`ll get if you`re able to "fall asleep right now."
Of course everyone seems sexy in a nightclub. There’s liquor and you can’t hear them.
Dyslexics of the world.. UNTIE!
Sorry I was staring at your nachos while you were talking about your painful divorce
My day at work wasn`t easy, I just made it look that way!
If you want to set up a company and run it then that`s your business.
This hangover feels like... I should take a shot.
Guys would stay home longer if boobs came in a 30 pack.
You know you are in trouble when your mom screams your whole name.
a lady at the grocery store asked me, "How do I know you?"...to which I replied, "You must watch a lot of porn".
"Hey bro shotgun this beer" No I don`t drink "You wanna be cool don`t you?" I don`t drink "C`mon NERD!" Grandma PLEASE stop
I`d like to thank the person who looked at a buzzing Bee-hive and thought: "Those ba$tards are hiding something delicious in there I know it."
My mum`s so old fashioned she thinks LOL = Lots of love. She sent me an SMS saying just to let you know you`re Pa`s in hospital LOL.