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I would like to give thanks to the brave men and women who died a long time ago tasting which plants were edible and which plants were not.
I tried being awesome today, but I was just so tired from being awesome yesterday.
is frickin awesome! Nough Said.
You`ve really got to hand it to short people, because sometimes they often can`t reach it.
Show him you care by setting his house on fire so he will have to move in with you and never be lonely again.
Sarcasm: just one of the many services I offer ;)
Paused Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory to go buy a Snickers. This is why I can`t watch Breaking Bad.
Sometimes I let the words in my mind come out of my mouth. And it feels awesome! B)
Dear Fruity Pebbles: Calorie content w/out milk is unnecessary. Anyone shoving dry Fruity Pebbles down their throat isn’t counting calories.
I’m convinced that the employees of McDonalds were just customers who could pay and are working off their bills.
I have tons of friends! Well i only have one... but she ways a ton!
Global warming is now thought to be a leading cause of documentaries.
At this point Washington DC is basically just an elaborate promotional stunt for Grand Theft Auto V.
Idea: maybe the police force for a town of 20,000 shouldn`t have access to weapons you ordinarily need cheat codes to get
Ya know what I really hate about mornings? People start talking to me!