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If the sprayer in the sink can`t get it off and the dishwasher can`t get it off then I assume it`s just meant to be a part of the pan.
So my friend is mad at me because I slept with her ex. Her instructions were very clear when they broke up, she said "F*ck that guy!"
You know those orange cones they put on the highway for you to knock down? I just beat my high score last night!
If you lick the frosting off a cupcake it becomes a muffin, muffins are healthy :) your welcome.
Me at age 5 "I wish I had a $1" Me at age 10 "I wish I had $100" Me at age 17 "I wish I had $1,000,000" Me at age 26 "I wish I had $1"
is having one of those days where they feels like lighting someones face on fire and then trying to put it out with a fork
I gotta go guys. I just found out my lunch break isn`t 3 hours long.
I never wanted to grow up, I just wanted to be tall enough to reach the cookies.
To the dude I just saw driving a beat up Ford mini van with spare tire and dream catcher on mirror: that dream catchers not working dude!
If your neighbor has wind chimes, you have wind chimes.
The world is full of nice guys who want naughty girls who want bad boys who want nice girls who want nice guys.
Dear Rebecca Black, you are the most beautiful And prettiest girl in the world. Don`t let the haters get you down. P.S Forgot to mention today`s opposite day.
The one who laughs last is the slowest. The one who laughs first has the dirtiest mind.
“Latte” is Latin for: You paid too much for that coffee.
Halloween is great because kids just show up at your door and hold out bags of candy for you to steal