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Not to cause a panic but i`m starting to think we`re running out of things to stuff inside pizza crust.
Tequila... cuz the bed isn`t goin to spin itself!
One of the greatest things about owning a dog is how happy they are to see you even though you just stepped out of the house for 30 seconds.
If cats had wings, they would still just lay there.
You can correct people`s grammar or you can have friends. But you can`t do both.
I`ve found if you tuck one part of a pants leg into your sock, people expect less of you.
Besides tweeting during this job interview, what would you say is your biggest weakness?
Facebook needs a "settle down" button.. You tap on a friend`s profile, that locks them out for a day so they can work through stuff privately..
Trust me ...... I can`t believe I`m still here either.
I had to go on two diets because one wasn`t giving me enough food.
Anyone want to be fake engaged for two hours so we can eat cake samples?
It’s only Wednesday and I’m 95% done with this week.
Thinking of opening a bar right next to a gym and call it “Decisions, Decisions”.
Do you think the inventor of the USB will be buried twice? The 2nd time because they put him in the wrong way?
It`s hard to focus on a home workout when your home also contains a refrigerator full of delicious food