Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
There are no bad pictures. That`s just how your face looks sometimes.
“Swearing is unattractive” I’m not attractive anyway so f*ck off
Childless people wondering what it`s like to have some kiddos? Make a lovely healthy breakfast. Take it and throw it all over the floor.
Why can`t the ice cream man just get a freakin liquor license already
That awkward moment when you`re telling the truth, but start laughing like crazy and everyone thinks you`re lying.
People who copy and paste jokes from other’s status messages are idiots…A few seconds ago • Like • Comment
The police never think its as funny as you do.
me + you = overpopulation... :) :p
Some days, I practice positive thinking. Other days, I`m not positive I am thinking.
Being an adult is the worst idea ever.
Stress balls work best when you shove them down somebody`s throat.
Do you think the dude that invented the breathalyzer has any friends left?
I like to gaze up at the stars at night and think about how somewhere there is intelligent life that hates doing laundry as much as I do.
Billion dollar idea: Meth with Flouride
From what I can piece together, this Pitbull character enjoys "partying"