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The most common name In China is Chang, correct me if you think it’s Wong.
Today is International Women’s Day. It was actually supposed to be held 2 days ago but they took too long to get ready.
My high school girlfriend got "uses her kids as her facebook profile picture" fat.
Dear Mother Nature, I would like to cancel my monthly subscription please… Urs Sincerely, 100% OF ALL WOMEN IN THE WORLD!
I got kicked out of the zoo for feeding the ducks ... to the alligators.
The human body can survive three weeks without food, three days without water but only three hours without wifi.
Cinderella is my favorite fairy tale about how foot size is the best way to recognize someone.
When a girl says "no," a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow."
My girlfriend said if this gets 100 thumbs up we`ll try anal. So please don`t vote, her strap on is huge and it really scares me.
You mean to tell me people run? On purpose? When nobody is chasing them?
Congratulations on becoming a homeowner! From now on, every noise you hear will cost you money.
Exactly when in American history did Americans stop having British accents?
My New Year`s resolution is to help all my friends gain ten pounds so I look skinnier.
I`m not real excited that the wrapping on my toilet paper said `100% Recycled`.
If you come up to my bedroom door and find a sock on the knob it means I`m having sex ... Probably with the other sock.