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Sometimes all you need is $500 million dollars.
Anyone who believes that children are our future has not been to a mall recently.
Wow.. I didn`t know spandex could hold that much.
I would exercise, but then all the sprinkles would fall off my cupcake.
I’m a proud supporter of messy hair and sweatpants.
You call them “cuss words.” I choose to call them “sentence enhancers.”
Every semicolon I have ever used has been a complete guess.
Why are clothes so expensive? I shouldn`t have to pay so much to not be naked. Other people should pay me not to be naked.
You are living proof that the Lord is testing me.
Do whatever you want, and if it`s something you`re going to regret in the morning, sleep late.
i was sooo funny i cracked me off.......
LIFE always offers you a second chance,its called TOMORROW
I`m hoping to avoid a situation where I have to dance to save my own life.
All units be on the lookout, suspect is armed with hunky shoulders, soft eyes and dreamboat hair. I don`t even remember what he did anymore.
I saw a bug crawling on my arm and my reaction can only be described as "grabbing for swirling dollars inside a Plexiglas Cash Cube."