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That awkward moment when You accidentally hit the LIKE button During Facebook stalking.
The sun isn`t the only thing that rises in the morning...if you know what I mean ;)
My husband has a blanket pulled up over his face. I think this means he wants me to talk to him.
If you put root beer in a square cup, do you get beer?โฆโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆ. (you smart people grinned didnโt you.)
My most frequent walk of shame is from one bathroom to the other with the plunger
NEVER go to a wet t shirt contest drunk. I won 2nd place.
In light of recent events, I have no choice but to deduct a full star from my Yelp review of Earth.
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GF: "You`re cute when you`re drunk" Me: "You`re cute when I`m drunk too"
there`s a fine line between "cocky" and "confidence"...and it just so happens I have perfect balance!
why waste your brain cells to think of a comment when you can just like someone else`s?
Shout out to people who are hard of hearing.
"There`s strength in numbers" I whisper to my 9th slice of pizza.
Why do ballerinas always stand in their toes? Why don`t they get taller dancers?
They`ve been farting with my facebook again. It`s like the old days when the the girl you woke up with wasn`t the one you went to bed with.