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Was building a website for women drivers ... Bloody thing kept crashing.
If we agree, I`m probably being sarcastic ... Or I`m drunk
My neighbor thinks I`m crazy and that I`ve been stalking her. well at least that`s what her diary says.
Having to share a room with your spouse is absolute nonsense. Even kids get their own rooms...
We can only blame ourselves for all the crime and violence today, we removed all the phone booths and now Superman has nowhere to change...
I watched my first silent movie the other day. The kids weren`t there.
You win some, you lose some, and if you`re lucky, you get some.
The three most terrifying words a woman can utter to a man are "notice anything different?"
I can`t be the only one who thinks "Game on, mother f*cker" when I see an air freshner in a bathroom.
Wisdom for the day is , hot cheetos are not breakfast.
Some people should use a glue stick instead of chap stick.
Note to self: Asking the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your Facebook status in no way helps you get out of a DUI.
To be honest, I´m just fishing for compliments tonight.
We’re all mature until somebody brings out the bubble-wrap.
If guys had periods, they´d brag about the size of their tampons.