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You never really know how many inches you`re gonna get or how long it`ll last. Snow, maybe.
So if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the “Jags” and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the “Bucs,” what does that make the Tennessee Titans?
Nobody wants to know your diet. So shut up, eat your lettuce and be sad.
Just once...one time; can`t we buy a tree that doesn`t try to attack me when I come home drunk at 2am.
The Never Ending Story should`ve been a movie about a phone call from my Mother
Please, if I ever offend you, it’s because I meant to.
Find someone who is honest, laughs when you make fun of them, and then give each other orgasms.
Two things I am thankful for: 1: Family and friends. 2: Caller ID, so I can avoid certain family and friends
I work so hard for my gta V character to have a better life
I took a sexual harassment course today, I think this is actually something I might be pretty good at
Please don`t mistake my personality for flirting. Just because I`m awesome doesn`t mean I like you.
Well, just 8 more hours of Facebook and I can go back to bed. *phew*
There is no logical reason why short pants should cost the same as long pants.
If you`re confident enough, every zoo is a petting zoo.
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