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The best revenge is happiness, because nothing drives people more crazy then seeing someone actually having a good life.
what does bgif mean on a friday night ? ... boobs go in front
Crazy? ... My therapist does say I should quit talking to myself.
Look, if your cart is in the middle of the aisle and I need to get by, then yes, this is bumper cars.
Funny how things change with time, I used to hate spankings...
I hate when I`m wearing my apple bottoms jeans and I can`t find boots with the fur.
If I don`t clean my house soon, someone is going to bring in blindfolded ppl for a Frebreeze commercial.
The guy who invented, "Take Your Child To Work Day," probably forgot to drop his kid off at school on his way to work..
I suspects that whoever named that Icelandic volcano (Eyjafjallajokull) must have fallen asleep on their keyboard while thinking it up.
Today is a great day. The mailman just delivered me an Iron Maiden cassette, which finally fulfills my Columbia House commitment.
You`re single? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.. Yea me too.
I hate it when the little voices argue with my imaginary friends.
Dogs are God`s way of apologizing for your relatives.
I speak my mind because it hurts to bite my tongue.
It kinda makes sense that the target audience for fidget spinners lost interest in them so quickly