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I don’t care if it’s 4 A.M. I don’t consider it “tomorrow” until I wake up.
Chuck-E-Cheese, because it`s never too early to introduce your child to poor nutrition and gambling..
One man`s sarcastic answer, is another man`s stupid question
I lost an ibuprofen under my dresser a week ago and now I`m worried the spiders are coming after me with no headaches and renewed vigor.
There`s a big difference between knowing what time the liquor store closes, and what time it opens.
Of course you look good; I don`t have ugly friends.
I should be able to take a sick day if I am sick of the people I work with.
You guys, how can true love still exist if we don`t have mixed tapes anymore?
When I said I wanted to take it slow, I meant your life.
When I was a child, I wanted to be a surgeon. But apparently I was too young
I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell.
I wish I could select all my responsibilities and press delete.
Don’t compare yourself to others, that’s when you start to lose confidence in yourself.
facebook is the only book we read everyday.
I Don`t Care If you Don`t Like Me .. Iam Not A Facebook Status :D