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Men look at boobs for the same reason women look at puppies in cages. We just want to set them free and play with them.
i am not so think, as you drunk i am
Remember when phones were stupid and people were smart?
Someday, I hope to be so rich that I`ll never be happy again.
Lying in bed, listening to the Doors. I really should oil the hinges...
Todays Relationships: You can touch each other but not each others phones.
"This place needs to be sticky, wall to wall." - Every 2 year old with a Popsicle.
I know you`re the instructor but I`ve seen Ghost 47 times so I know for a fact this IS how pottery is made!
I just found out the neighborhood is having a meeting about the creepy guy. ..Its weird that they forgot to invite me ..
How do they fit all that money inside such a tiny credit card??
I guess today has been pretty good. I haven`t had to slap one single person yet....
When I was a kid... No wait. I still do that.
Good news: I finally got my computer connected to the wireless printer. Bad news: not sure which house I need to go to get my documents.
I wish Facebook wasn`t the only place I could block people from my life.
Don`t worry, kids. Being an adult is mostly just googling how to do stuff.