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Million dollar idea: Duck Dynasty chia pets.
I don`t think I get enough credit for the fact that I do all of this unmedicated.
Sometimes I spend whole meetings wondering how they got the big meeting table through the door.
I`d rather have my arms fall off than make two trips carrying in groceries.
Thoughts of you make my demons nervous.
Deep down I don`t believe that paper beats rock.
is wondering where noah kept woodpeckers on his ark
I`m not anti-social I`m just pro leave me the f*ck alone.
Christmas time always make me blue :-(( and then red, then green, then oh wow.. presents...
The way my dog acts, you`d think his entire family was murdered by a vacuum cleaner.
Efficiency: skip your morning, wake up in the afternoon.
Trying to be less negative but it`ll never work.
Accidentally went grocery shopping on an empty stomach and now I`m the proud owner of aisle 7.
Few people have the balls to admit when they`re wrong. Then again, few people have talking balls.
I feel that being a smarta$$ is my duty. The pay sucks, but the work is very rewarding.