Daily Silly Status

What`s it called when you always have a sweet tooth, but it`s only for booze?

There are no bad pictures; that’s just how your face looks sometimes.

Sometimes it’s the little victories, like depositing a dollar to avoid overdraw fees that make me feel like a responsible adult.

I won the Twister contest hands-down.

Things people say after watching a movie: 5% - I can’t wait for the sequel. 5% - That was a great movie. 5% - That was a complete waste of money. 85% - I gotta pee!!

Me: *kisses her on both cheeks goodbye* Cashier: That`s really not necessary

All alcohol will make my clothes fall off… tequila just makes that happen in public.

Last week a 13-year-old girl became the youngest female to climb Mount Everest. She didn’t mean to. She was just texting her friend and the next thing she knew she was on top of Mount Everest.

After joining Facebook, my TV became radio.

I made a huge TO DO list for this weekend. I just can’t figure out who’s going to do it.

I like superheroes but I`d rather hang out with the villains.

Not that I expect 100% truth in advertising, but shouldn’t those women in the tampon commercials be wielding chainsaws and burning stuff down, not laughing and dancing?

I`ve never heard an alarm going off on a car worth stealing.

Sometimes I have to go outside to get signal on my phone for Facebook so yes, you could describe me as "outdoorsy."

drinks well with others.