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People that use statistics in everyday arguments are a$$holes 100% of the time.
Today one of my colleague told...... Buddy let get into serious studies... exams are on our heads.... And then both of us continued to chat with other people on fb for hours
Is glad Christmas is near i sure need new coloring books and crayons ..
Be thankful for stupid people, they make it easier for the rest of us to get ahead in life.
We all have that funny voice we use when talking to dogs, babies... and idiots!
There`s a special place in hell reserved for the guy that decided what time McDonalds beakfast ends.
There must be an easier way to transport long poles across canyons other than walking across a tightrope carrying one pole at a time.
I`m done chasing people who aren`t willing to do the same for me. After today, the ice cream man can go f*ck himself!!
For lent, I`m giving up sexual innuendos but it`s hard... so hard!
Beauty is only a light switch away...
If anybody out there happens to have my voodoo doll, can u please scratch my balls. I happe to be in a public place at the moment.
I have decided to stop exercising and just learn Photoshop.
Time travel means never having to say you`re sorry...
My goal in life: Build a time machine and travel forward into the future until I can stop and ask someone "Do you know what `buffering` is?" and they are clueless.
There`s nothing like the laughter of a baby....unless you`re home alone at 1 am...and you don`t have children...