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The guy that discovered milk...What was he doing to that cow?
If the voices in my head had a British accent I would listen to them more often.
Who else`s favorite Spring time game is "Guess how deep that pothole really is."
Not to brag, but I don’t need to smoke pot to get the munchies.
Don’t piss off old people. The older they get, the less ‘life in prison’ is a deterrent.
Fun game for parents: Scream in horror the first time your child loses a tooth.
is currently amending my "Who gets money" list when I win the lottery ... who has something nice to say?
Why do people say ``I saw it with my own eyes." Do they sometimes use other peoples eyes?
If cartoons can wear the same clothes everyday then so can I, dammit!
Pandora has taught me that a lot of the music I love is very similar to music I absolutely hate
The trick is not let anyone know how really weird you are until it’s too late to back out.
I wish I had money so I could be eccentric instead of just weird.
You think having periods is hard? ... Try being on a 24 hour killstreak on Call of Duty with itchy balls.
Copy this and paste it in your status if you know someone, or have heard of someone who knows someone.. If you don´t know anyone, or even if you´ve heard of someone who doesn´t know anyone, then do still copy this. It´s important to spread the message. Oh and the hearts ? ? ? ? For crap´s sake, don´t forget the hearts! ? ? ? ?
The point is... Is Imma hug you like a panda nd you`re gunna like it.!(: