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Alway be nice to anyone that has full access to your toothbrush.
I’m sorry, your photo is so confusing. You’re gonna need to hashtag every detail of it for me so I can grasp what’s going on here.
Its so cold outside I just saw a teenager with his pants pulled all the way UP
"Probiotic" sounds a lot better than "bacteria infested"
Good judgement comes from bad experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgement
I still water my dead plants every 3 months. Just in case...
What idiot called it Adderall instead of Accomplish Mints?
Defeat....the feeling you get when you realize the "next" level is just as hard......
Yes I stalk you, but only as a friend.
How can I be expected to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count?
Anyone going to stare at their phones anywhere cool this weekend?
I never want to go to sleep less than I do at bed time.
thjeo oskl asopa joa sajksla wioj apska shul bhcgy ....Yes I just wasted your time ;)
Every so often you come across a person who always smiles no matter what, that person is the reason why random bitch slaps should be a thing
A sure cure for sea-sickness is to sit under a tree.