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So exhausting to have my life changed for the better every time someone posts a screenshot of a famous quote.
If the interviewer asks where you see yourself in 5 years. Standing naked on top of a fire truck does not appear to be the correct answer
United should roll out Rodeo Rewards where you get paid based on how long you are able to stay on the plane when you are chosen to volunteer.
Relieved to finally get a new microchipped debit card that provides added security to protect the $13.68 in my checking account.
I`m sticking to my guns ... I really should have washed my hands after I ate.
there are so many scams on the internet now...... Send me $19.95 an I`ll tell you how you can avoid them
Next time you take your dog for a walk pretend he`s solving a mystery.
"You have the right to remain silent so as not to incriminate yourself" -- 5th Amendment, understood by nobody on Facebook.
Guacamole is my favorite food that looks like someone already ate it.
There`s no rehab for stupid! ;P
I can`t remember if I have any repressed memories.
Apparently “cheesecake & tacos” wasn’t the answer the interviewer was looking for when he asked me what my weaknesses are.
To all those that now have a DUI, domestic violence charge or one less finger... Happy 5th of July
eHarmony should be more like Amazon “customers who slept with Tina172 also slept with LuvinLife_83, TaintMisbehavin, and Cat_Lover03?.
At this point I`m just waiting for summer to be cancelled completely.