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Science is just a numbery way to explain magic.
Actions speak louder than words when you smack someone in the back of the head with a shovel
How do people rap? I can’t even talk without messing it up.
You just dont know how dumb you are until you get a little smarter
Next time you are in a restaurant, give this a thought. The fork you are using has been in the mouth of hundreds of people. Now look at the people eating right by you. Scary, right?
“Single and ready to mingle” is the fancy way of saying “Alone and desperate”
If kindness really kills, you`ll always be completely safe around me.
That awkward moment when you’re laughing so hard, you accidentally hit your head on something..
May your life someday be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook.
According to WebMD, MedicineNet, Healthline, Mayo Clinic, Symptom Checker, NetDoctor, MedlinePlus, Johns Hopkins and InfoMedNet, I`m OCD.
It`s a bad sign when your credit card bill has a comma and your bank statement doesn`t!
was going to argue with you...but then I remembered I really didn`t care
Love your neighbor. But don`t get caught.
REMEMBER: If you start to hear banjos, get the hell outta there!
I just realized we cook bacon and bake cookies, get it together English.