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Stop saying `all the men are the same` who told you to try them all..WHORE!!?¿
When I want to trim down my friend`s Facebook list I give my opinion and let nature do the rest.
I hate when I text a girl "I love you" and she`s like "no you don`t." Like bitch, I just fapped to your profile picture, I think I`d know.
I`ve been struggling with my laziness. I can`t decide if I should sit down and do nothing or lie down and do nothing.
I wanted to say thank you to all the people who gave me a reason to drink this Friday night.
This job fair sucks... They don`t have one F*cking ride...
My body keeps doing these muscle twitches like it wants me to get off this couch and move around. HAHAHAHA. As if.
Why Am I Sober? - A Horror Story
If you find a four-leaf clover it means you have entirely too much time on your hands.
insert coin to view my status
You`re right, you didn`t ask that guy for a d!ck pic, but nobody asked for hundreds of pictures of your face either.
Some people live life in the fast lane. You’re in oncoming traffic.
I’m still kind of pissed they never told us how to get to Sesame Street.
when people fall in love they are called " love birds." when they fight they are called "angry birds."
A world without Facebook would be much more productive.