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I’m sorry, your photo is so confusing. You’re gonna need to hashtag every detail of it for me so I can grasp what’s going on here.
Why be difficult, when with just a little more effort, you can be impossible.
Out of all the lies I`ve ever told, "Just kidding" is my favorite.
If this cold snowy weather doesn`t clear up soon, I may never get in the mood to take down the Christmas tree-
My bank is the worst. They`re charging me money for not having enough money in my account. Apparently, I can`t even afford to be broke.
Spiderman`s Spidey sense is just really spot on anxiety.
I just keep telling myself you guys don`t have sex either.
I live for those really small but special moments in life, like when I see the waiter bringing my food to the table.
for those people out there who don`t know me, congrats your not a facebook addict
Went shopping alone and the cashier asked, "How are you guys doing?" Now I`m 90% sure he can see ghosts and one is following me around.
If you can`t read the bottom of the eye chart, spell something dirty. Eye doctors love that sh!t.
You know I feel the frustration that The Skipper endured because there are days that I too am surrounded by Gilligans
I don`t get nearly enough credit for managing not to be a violent psychopath
On a scale of 1-10, I give this day a middle finger.
I wonder if my neighbors are more tired of hearing my dog bark or me screaming at it to shut the f*ck up.