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The Wizard of Oz is really just a cautionary tale about the lengths a woman will go to for the right shoes.
What if pay-phones are disappearing so they can keep us in the matrix?
Don`t play stupid with me! I`m better at it.
Sometimes I think if it weren`t for the gutter my mind would be homeless...
I thought white noise was the sound of people complaining at Starbucks.
Oh, he uses you for sex? Stop bitching…Sex is awesome. Complain when he’s using you for laundry….. or a human shield.
Do you think retailers in Colorado have seen an increase in the sales of Easy Bake ovens and Brownie mix?
I am going to write a book about A.D.D., because .. I love fishing. -LOL
Sweetie, if your gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty!
I fail to understand the ‘good’ part of ‘good morning’
I`m not saying that I`ve been online too long, I`m just saying that when I close my eyes I scroll through my thoughts
It`s called Wal-Mart because the Center for Disease Control was taken.
Dogs are God`s way of apologizing for your relatives.
All my dance moves look like i`m trying to tell the guy on first base to steal second
I just realized we cook bacon and bake cookies, get it together English.