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Can`t wait `til I`m old enough to pretend I can`t hear.
Worries about the economy grow again after the world`s biggest yacht-selling company announce a drop in sails
This generation is guilty of making the wrong people rich and famous.
Everybody stop what you`re doing and play with crayons! You`re wlecome, enjoy the day.
If anyone has ever told you that you snore, just know that person has very carefully weighed the pros and cons of letting you live.
All the advantages right-handed people have are cancelled out when we have to do our banking at the drive-up ATM left-handed.
A quiet man is a thinking man. A quiet woman is usually mad.
Take my advice, Iām not going to use it.
People are so predictable..I bet you`re even reading this status right now.
Bulimia: Twice the taste. Zero Calories.
Women say they want a guy who can make them laugh. I`d probably have done better if they`d specified that they didn`t mean by tickling.
Do short people start their childhood stories with "when I was little", too?
Being single is the worst sh!t ever. Being in a relationship is a close second.
It should be a rule that if you dress up like a red hair clown , you get a free happy meal at McDonalds .....I`ll pay this time , but I`m not happy ... !!
Moral compass? Is there an app for that?