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If I meet you for a date and you don`t look anything like your pic, you`re buying drinks for me until you do.
You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.
How do you play religious roulette? You stand around in a circle with your friends and blaspheme, and see who gets struck by lightning first.
I wonder how many hobbies you have to suck at before you take up bird watching.
You’re the reason I wake up everyday... Just kidding I have a job!!
A new study suggests that a future study will completely contradict this study.
These people keep looking at me like I`m the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Monopoly: Destroying friendships since 1904
Forgets to set alarm, wakes up 3 days later.
Did you know you can go to any gym without having to announce it on Facebook?
It needs more cowbell!!
Pretty sure one of my ex-girlfriends added the, "are you still listening?" feature on Pandora.
Days that I don’t have to care about my appearance are my favorite days.
Earlier this morning, I was invited to join an XXX Facebook group. I was somewhat intrigued until I realized it was a group for guys who like to wear really really big shirts.
Young enough to know I can. Old enough to know I shouldn`t. Stupid enough to do it anyway.