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Ah Friday my second favorite F Word
I may contain scenes of violence, nudity and foul language.
I don`t get offered drugs nearly as often as D.A.R.E. said I would.
If you have a dog grooming business and it’s not called “Doggie Style” then something is wrong with you.
That awkward moment when you say goodbye to someone and then both walk in the same direction..
I can’t hang out tonight because I’m done with people for the day.
I heard Disney bought and are relocating the White House to Disneyland. They Say, it will be the new Center Piece of FANTASY LAND.
In space they just call it "Jam"
It’s interesting how the ads on Youtube never have trouble buffering
When I was a child, I wanted to be a surgeon. But apparently I was too young
Male camel toe? Dude that`s just nuts.
Yesterday my Supervisor asked why I was tardy and I said, "I don`t think you`re supposed call people that any more."
I love how television has redefined the word `marathon` to the exact opposite of physical exercise
My memory foam has amnesia